Thursday, 28 February 2013

I HAD A DREAM!!!




You know those dreams you have that are so silly and don't make any sense? Yea, this wasn't one of them. This happened clear as day.

My Pals lol
I dreamt I saw Beyonce & Jay Z. I know, right!!! *flips braids* I'm actually not a huge fan of Bey for 1 simple reason. She's always in my face. You know how you tend to lose interest in something when it's always available yea? Exactly. Sometimes i wish she'd just let me miss her for a bit. Her voice is tres powerful though. Anyway, Bey performed and I was there (get it? i know i'm cheesy lol). It was powerful as usual but the usual mad crowd was absent. Just cultured people like moi lol. So after the show, she sought me out (sought me out people! Am I a bawse or what? Hehe) We had small talk as i walked her to the car. I wondered why her body guards weren't around and why she didn't bring her car. She mentioned Jay was picking her but he wasn't in d car. I looked around, saw him 'pissing' urinating by the wall (Jay is such a boy smh) Why do guys like urinating by walls anyway? So i told Bey I'd see her later and walked off. When I got to where Jay was, he was hurriedly trying to adjust but his fly was open. Wish I saw the equipment rocking Bey's world but I didn't see anything. Er well :( I just walked on by and said "fly's open" :D

So all dream interpreters, what does this mean? If you ask me, I'd say it means Bey and i are going to be best friends forever. We'll braid each other's hair (good luck to her on braiding my chicken scratch tho), we'll go shopping, i'll make her try Boli and epa, we'll double date and do so many other amazing stuff together but that's if you ask me.


I also think it means i'm going to be besties with Halle Berry . You're confused because i dreamt about Bey right? I know, but i'm dreaming celebs y'all. You know one, you know all. It doesn't work like that? Oh, ok. I know Halle's a lot older but that isn't going to get in the way of true friendship. Besides, age aint nothing but a number. Surely, you know that. I know EricDane aka McSteamy would fight to meet me. Simon Baker aka Patrick Jane and Jesse Williams too. (Hi Ryan Gosling!) I've been crushing on them for too long i'm beginning to think it's real love. I know I'm going to be great, i just need to meet Bey for real or one of these awesome people. :D. Maybe Obama is who I'm going to see next *lovestruck* although Mo (bestie) seems to think I already met her (she thinks she's greatness, vain fish)
My soon to be besties
So people, what do you say? Great or great?
Kisses

P.S: This shout-out goes out to Dammi for yet another Leibster award. Thanks sweets.
P.P.S: IF you missed the give-away post, you can check it here. It closes on the 4th of March.

44 comments:

LadyNgo said...

Well once you, The Mentalist, and Dr Williams (he's still on Grey's, right?) get acquainted, hook a sista up. There's a meeting in my bedroom and those 2 need not be late for their appointment. #okbye

Atoskin said...

I also had a crush on Dr. Avery from grey's anatomy, not sure if i have stopped crushing. Lol at the equipment that rocks bey's world.

Jemima said...

lol this your mind eh, the way it works..smh :)

Nutty J. said...

I see McDreamy all the time in my dreams too

So you are not crazy...you loony thang

Akua Priscilla Yeboah said...

lol@ "i'll make her try Boli and epa" big dreams you have! pray they materialize for you o cos' that way, I will be known as the MIL to Bey's *as you put it* bestie. lol

Nikkisho said...

Lmao...you are a "case"...lool Amen to Avery though!

Luciano said...

lmsao
Josephine, dreamer girl, You awake yet?
love me some "Dr Avery" too

Mstizzle said...

All I'll say is I'm glad you woke up.

:p

sykik said...

You dis gal.........dream on and it shall come to pass. Bey will be lucky to have you as a friend sef....

Abi Tobi said...

finally! I get notifications for ur new posts.. (I thought I was following till and thought u just never posted until yesterday I started stalking lol) anyways! finally!


lol keep the dreams on girl.. let it stay there hahah j/k

SNM said...

We pee on the wall to avoid back splash...
Since we are talking about men, that is all I will say.

Still crushing on Halle, I even named my PS after her. Play with her all day, if you ehmmm catch my drift. Or not

dayor said...

Lmsao....Toinlicious! This was a vewwwwy vewwwwwy great dream

HoneyDame said...

U should go back to sleep. Try changing your sleeping position sha. Yeye!

Tamie said...

Chaiiiiiii this babe wee not kee sumborri wif laff.

Okeoghene said...

LMHO. Your imagination is cray cray. I wonder what brought about the dream though.

Myne Whitman said...

This your imagination sha, very funny the jump. Wouldn't mind meeting Jesse Williams though :)

A-9ja-Great said...

*smh @ Toin,LadyNgo,Atoskin and Luciano*

All these women sha!!! You people shouldn't crush your bones o! As for me,i ain't crushing on no one!!! *nose growing longer* Oh well!

Peeing on the wall is almost as sweet as.....I really can't tell why,but heck,toilets don't measure up at all!

Ms.Buki said...

Toin you're too much! Hahahaha!

'Feyi said...

Lol...just the way I'm sure I'm getting married to C.Ronaldo. Keep dreaming; it's a good thing :)

Morounfoluwa Lukina Akibo said...

*sigh* What are we going to do about you huh? *smh*

Keep dreaming oh..... Best buds with bey and jay? What's that's sef? Looool!

Naughty girl!!

Dobby said...

lolz! its gud to daydream.

Adenike said...

Big dreamz....dream on babe..U gonna wake up with *bey holding boli to share wit U*!

Adura Ojo (Naijalines) said...

Your dream is somefing else o. So funny. Shows your cheeky side:)

sugarspring said...

looool..afi boli
wake up!...its time to wake up

Olumide said...

Well, there's nothing wrong in dreams! Michael Jackson anyone? In his white robe singing billi jean... Facebook to change its look...

Cindy Saul said...

ahahahahahah!!!! Creative and FUNNY!!

Eya Ayambem said...

I enjoy all the laughs you send my way.

Lohi said...

hahahahaha! just life long pals??? I thought money would be involved!

Rhapsody Phoenix said...

Blessings....
Dreams are what keep you alive, your blood flowing, your creativity manifesting and most of all prevents you from sinking in despair when life gives you a good wallop in the ass.

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Trendy Sturvs said...

Lol!

Ginger said...

pass me what you were drinking before bedtime. highly potent lol

Mena UkodoisReady said...

LOL, the dream means you needed a wee!

http://efemenaoreoluwa.blogspot.com/2013/03/memorable-quote.html

Daughter of Her King said...

lool.... such a nutter... hope ur dinner wasnt jazzed.. :P

Da Injurer said...

TOIN, QUICKLY DECIDE WHEN YOU SHALL KICK THE LIKES OF TATAFO N OTHERS OFF THE COMEDIENNE STAGE COS YOU SURE ARE FUNNY AND NOT RIGHT IN THE HEAD( TWO THINGS YOU NEED IN THAT GAME. EVEN YOUR DREAMS TESTIFY TO THAT.....

Atary said...

Very FUNNY. Your post always crack me up.

Strong Self said...

My interpretation of the dream is that you are really going to be famous for dreaming celeb dreams and that means forever being on a Johnson-level. Lol

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blogoratti said...

Well,well,well...go on with your bad self. Keep the dreams flowing*

ManCee said...

*shakes head, Yoda style*

"The weed is strong with this one..."

Unyime-Ivy King said...

Hahahahaha, Toin, this is hillarious o. It is these kind of dreams that my hubby classifies as 'malaria dreams' lol. Chei!!! So hillarious. SMH.

Original Mgbeke said...

Lmao, what kind of dream biko? JayZ pissing against the wall ke? Hilarity.

Toinlicious said...

LadyNgo: Your bedroom right? Copy that lol

Atoskin: Girl, don't i know it. I think it's real love :D wait, you better not let Timekeeper catch you. I would have loved to see the equipment though *coversface

Jemima: I know right? The mind tires me too...not lol

Nutty J: Thank God! I knew there was a reason i loved you :D

Priscy: Amen my very sure MIL to be *wink*

Nikkisho: Amen Amen Amen to Avery! don't worry, i don't mind sharing lol

Lue: Wake? No way! Girl, i aint waking up from this dream until it happens

Mstizzle: What? Nooooo *goes back to sleep*

Sykik: Amen sister! She'll be lucky right? Right? You sure know how to make a girl's head swell though *preens*

Abi Tobi: Lol. Blogger better behave. Feel free to stalk your heart's content ;) and the dreams are def here to stay lol

SNM: @Pee on the wall, oh, okays. On your Halle crush #sigh. i'm intentionally refusing to catch that particular drift. Trying not to let my mind wander in the same direction as yours *side eyes*

Dayor: I thought so too hihihi

HoneyDame: Lol. Leme jor. You people don't want to believe me ba? Issokay

Tamie: *batts lashes*

Okeoghene: *shaking my head at myself* I wonder too because i didn't see any movie or music videos that night...

Myne: Lol@my imagination. Jesse? You too? Alright, i'll share with you too.

A-9ja-Great: You really should stop shaking your head. I see Pinocchio in the building lol. Smh at your pee story. I just don't get it...

Ms.Buki: *huge grin*

Toinlicious said...

Feyi: Hi5 girl! I'm soo going to be at that wedding.

Tomi: Maybe you can hug me tight and give me plenty kisses? *batts lashes* Toin and Boo/Bey and Jay. Cute innit? *grin*

Dobby: Right? Right? lol

Adenike: You're in the spirit already *hi5*

Adura: lol

Sugarsugar: *closes eyes tightly* Noooo! Not waking up yet jor

Olumide: Er, i agree dear. I think the MJ white robe was just you though

Cindy: All in a night's dream. Thanks boo

Eya: You're welcome ma'am :)

Lohi: Money would def be involved but we need to cultivate the friendship first :D Been a while...

Rhapsody: Oh yea. I love going over to yours too *hugs*

Trendy Sturvs: *wink*

Ginger: Nothing but sachet water o. Not even bottled sef

Mena: Hatuuurrrr! What if i had peed my bed though? Ah!

DOHK: Lol. I hope not but if it was, more jazz please

Da Injurer: Er, i don't know. Tatafo and others seem to be doing well...and i am def right in the head :p

Atary: Thanks sweetie

Strong self: I don't like you very much right now :p

Blogoratti: Thanks man *grin*

ManCee: Lmaoo and i have never touched that stuff. Imagine when i do..*getting ideas*

Atary: Thanks girl :)

Ivy: Aunty i promise you this wasn't no malaria dream. I haven't had it since last year o *covers face*

Original Mgbeke: Na so i dream am o lol. I should have known Jay Z will be such a boy smh

Abiola said...

Lol...

Keep dreaming and keep living!

Toinlicious said...

@Abiola: I will try ma'am :)

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