Tuesday, 3 July 2012

A QUICKIE ;)


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So, this is a short post. If my friend sees this, I’m dead for sure. I hope I come back here alive though because I’ll really miss you guys.

Do not read this at work. If you are at work or a public place, close this window and step away from your computer or phone now! I repeat, DO NOT READ THIS!

Now go ahead and read hehehe.

I read Honeydame’s last post where she shared one of her most embarrassing moments. I thought it was hilarious, so I sent the link to my friend (lets call her Posh) who in turn decided to tell me about hers.

Posh: I was coming back from somewhere one day when I was about that age, then shit was catching me. I was sha tryna hold myself. When I was a few houses away from mine, I couldn't take it any longer
Toin: Oh oh!
Posh: There was a lil bush beside a family friend’s house & i quickly squatted to do my thing
Toin: Berra
Posh: Dunno where this boy sprang out from. He was a year ahead of me in primary school
Toin: Nooooooooooooooooooo
Posh: He chased me with half the poo dangling out my shithole and my pants down my ankle
Posh: He chased me all the way to my house
Toin:  rotflmao Tears
Posh: I ran like a common criminal
Toin: hahahaha
Posh: Needless to say by the time I got home, I didn't feel like shitting again
Toin: I swear, I have tears in my eyes
Posh:  It wasn’t funny o. My brother nearly died of laughter
Toin: I’m dying here. Water is coming outa my eyes and nose

Now let’s pray she never ever sees this. Fingers crossed.

Please share your embarrassing stories in the comment section. (It can't be as bad as Posh's or can it?)
To my new followers, thanks guys and welcome to my crazy fun space.
Happy new month y’all. I’ll be back #wink

51 comments:

Jemima said...

Omg ..you this babe..you are just a criminal..you are dead for sure...lwkmd!

Rhapsody B. said...

Blessings....
Oh my, that is something I would not have shared, or maybe i would, dang.......she was so scared she didn't even have the presents of mind to pull up her panties/pants.

Thanks for the laughter.
have a blessed day

Luciano said...

laff haff kill me....chai!!!!!
cant even remember any embarrassing story now, i'm still busy laughing

HoneyDame said...

LMAO,... U already know how I reacted to this story....Let her catch you.

uduak said...

lol! omg! nothing beats this i swear!

Priscy said...

you are seriously in trouble for sure... haven't had such a good laugh in a long while..

Daughter of Her King said...

looooool...... funnnnyyyyy.... as innnn.. ewwwww as well... hahahahahah.

Kiky said...

lmao

sugarspring said...

omg!!!.#covers face#...very embarassing!!!!
shakes head...lol...i dont wanna laff, i dont wanna laff...bites my lip and still shakes head
you're a criminal Toin!!!..just pray she doesnt see this or you're done for big time...LOOL

ay said...

Lol!!!...if she catches you ehn

Prism of an immigrant said...

LOL ... :D. Chai see embarrassment. I wonder how your friend reacted the next time she saw the boy.

@ilola said...

Yaaaaayyyyy. Now this is what I call embarrassing. That guy is meeaaann.

'Lara said...

chai...why evils now...this is crazy, laughing so hard...if she catch you ehen, it haff do be that oh...LOL

sadiq ibrahim sq said...

all work with out play make jack a dull boy!tnks 4d entertaiment at least,i laugh to bed

Morounfoluwa Lukina Akibo said...

LOL

Jennifer Abayowa said...

Lol. Really bad experience, geez!

N.I.L (Naijamum in London) said...

You are a badt girl LOL

Ginger said...

Poor poor girl! Ewwww

Ema Leecious said...

chai...that is worse than embarrassing ooo! I wish I had taken note of ur warning, now my boss is looking at me funny.

DiDi said...

hmm now thats something..Lmao.. there are crazier ones you know..

SAMUEL EKUNDAYO said...

Ehya... lol | A lesson never to 'shit' in the bush anymore.

- LDP

A-9ja-Great said...

Oh no you didn't!!! I'm definitely telling on you!

Atoskin said...

Gosh, that boy is mean mehn. That must have been so embarrasing!!!

Rita said...

It is only you that can post this kind of thing (shaking my head) oya share your own first.

Ms.Buki said...

Toin! How could you? Hahahahaha. I sorry for you if your friend cash you ehn.

MsJB said...

LOL Hilarious!

dayor said...

Toin!...Oh my Rock,lol

The Relentless Builder said...

There is always a "little bush" conveniently located for these *ahem* emergencies. Poor bush! Posh is going to finish you for sure. I already shared mine in the Elevens tag, remember?

Che said...

LMAO....Hilarious but also ewwww. The guy no try sha ahnn ahnnn. Y would he interrupt her like that :-D

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worshipandswag said...

Hahahahahaha I can't laugh o, my weave is tight! Did she even tamba? Maybe I'm asking for too much when she's already embarrassed. Lol :D

angelsbeauty said...

LMAO! This is too hilarious! LOL she was running with half shit dangling.. loool for the world to see her ass and shit! LOL I dont think any can beat this.

Missy Tee's said...

Uh oh. Careful now, posh might not be a happy bunny when/if she does read this. Lol

Bukky Apampa said...

oh gawd, that is hilarious! I'm laughing at my computer at work, not good :-) :-)

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a.eye said...

Ew!!!

I once gave a speech in front of a group wearing a white linen skirt. I didn't realize until I was finished that my fem protection had not collected all it was supposed to and I had a very large red spot on my backside.

It was horrible.

Toinlicious said...

@all, good y'all had a good laugh and i see you skipped the sharing part *sideyeye* i'm still here thpogh so i guess she hasn't found this yet. Fingers crossed lol

@Prism, hmn, i'll stylishly ask her. I womder where the boy is and if he still remembers. I also wonder what'll happen if they re-connect somehow :D

@DIDI, please share pretty please. Do DM. I promise it wont end up here :D

@Ebi, don't you dareeeeeeeee

@Rita, share na

@Kishii, oh yea i remeber the "yiware pada" episode lol.

@Worshpandswag: tamba ke? when she didn't evem pull up her pants.

@a.eye: Oh lawd. I think most ladies can relate thho. Aunty flow has a way of showing face when we least expect

Ibifiri Kamson said...

OMG i cant even imagine this. I am laughing so hard.
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P.E.T. Projects said...

@a.eye - how did you walk out of there? What?!

a.eye said...

When I finished my speech, I noticed the stain as I walked to my seat. One of my colleagues had noticed it as I sat down and told her. She ran to her office and got a sweatshirt for me to tie around my waist. I didn't stand up until everyone was done with the after celebration greetings and walked out with it wrapped around my waist hanging over the stain.

It was horrifying!

Afterward no one mentioned it to me, but I know it had to be seen. Bright red on top of crisp white linen - stain about 5" in diameter when I looked at it. So much that it got on my fingers when I tapped to see what I must have sat in to make my rear feel wet as I walked away from the podium.

Horrifying!

Gbemisoke said...

Hahahaha. Ewwwwwww...
The picture in my head is just wrong.....
I'm laughing like an idiot here....
Gosh!

Dammy Jewel said...

oh no ohn oh no!!!...i am like poo down her butt...she must have been so embarrassed...

Confessions of A Confused City Girl said...

Lmao! I'm laughing so hard right now! She said she's running like a common criminal! Ha!

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crazylifemeetsdee said...

One question, did that half poo ever hit mama earth during the chase??

Hazel said...

Omdzzzzzzzzzzzz. I thot i had seen this post before. ROTFLMAO! *Tears* My most embarrassing moment has something to so with this shit business and i promise, i'm never sharing!

P.N. Subramanian said...

It was a wonderful piece. Difficult to control oneself from laughing it out.

mstizzle said...

This is hilarious!! Umm... My most embarrassing moment... Chai, not sharing biko.

mykey said...

nice post. most embarrassing moment was when i farted in an elevator thinking i was the only one in it.

joy Ojay said...

My most embarrassing moment was at a friend's wedding. I tried to be relevant by helping the ushers out with some ushering work, the first tray of breakable items I held just landed on the floor, every single glass broke into pieces and when I looked up from picking the tray, all eyes were on me...

joy Ojay said...

Toinlicious, I have shared my most emba moment. You are invited to follow me back.

Joseph Pulikotil said...

Hello,

Very hilarious although I feel for Posh's misery. She was in a very difficult situation and I was surprised at the boy chasing her. I enjoyed reading this post. Best wishes,
Joseph

Toinlicious said...

Dee: Hmn, well she said dangling so i'm guessing er...na, i can't help you there lol

Hazel: Lmao. I can just imagine. Please share na prettty please *puppy eyes*

MsTizzle: Oya now please

Mykey: OMG!

Joy: Ah! At a wedding for that matter. All those accusing eyes staring at you.

Joseph: Hey, it's been a while you've been here. I trust you're doing alright. Glad you enjoyed the post.

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